Saturday, April 13, 2013

The Miwa Theories

And now, onto the theories. There's two main ones, and one of them isn't really a theory as it's already been put into motion: Leo and Karai start to like each other (or at least Leo likes her) but because of their families they have to decide whether or not that's too big an obstacle to overcome. I think they'll be fine and get together by the end of it. Hopefully the end is far away, but I'm sure their romance will come to its conclusion, no matter what it might be.

The second theory is a very interesting one, and I think most people have the same thoughts on it. I don't really share this school of thoughts, but probably I'm in the minority. You'll see why in a minute.

We've already been reminded several times in the show that Splinter had a daughter who is believed to have burned to death along with his wife years before the story began. In no other incarnation does Splinter have a biological child. A lot of people think that they've reminded us so many times of his child is because she's not actually dead. There's a very good chance that instead of the Shredder getting caught in the fire accidentally, he got his burns by running into the fire to save Tang Shen and, when he couldn't get to her, rescued her child, Miwa.

A lot of people are saying that Miwa is actually Karai, and that the Shredder renamed her and raised her as his own child as a sort of revenge against Hamato Yoshi.

Now, I'm not saying this isn't possible, because it's completely possible. They writers have set it up so that Miwa could in fact be alive and well, and we'll see her at some point. It also makes complete sense that it could be Karai. She's the correct age, she seems to be of an Asian ethnicity, and her skill in ninjitsu is undeniable (not that skills are necessarily hereditary, but it couldn't hurt). It would also explain why Shredder raised her as his own since he doesn't seem to be a family man in any sense of the word. BUT... I have to say that although it would completely work, I don't think that will be the case.

Why do I think this? For one good reason- It would be too easy.

As a writer, especially one for a television show, their main goal is to surprise and shock the viewers with plot twists. If something happens that everyone expects, no one is surprised. If Karai did in fact eventually turn out to be Miwa, then it wouldn't be a surprise. Everyone would either expect it, or be prepared for it. The writers would then not be doing their job, at least in my opinion. Now, some things are okay to not be too surprising. Some things, like Donnie and Leo's respective crushes, are cute and just things that the fans wanted to see. Something like Miwa's Reveal, on the other hand, would be completely different. Karai as Miwa would by that point be just ordinary, and instead of fans being super surprised, they'd just say something like "Well, finally." That's not the reaction you want when doing a grand reveal.

I think that they might very well build up people expecting Karai to be Miwa, and then at the last second pull a gigantic flip. Like, Karai is really just an orphan that Shredder picked up and adopted, and Miwa is actually someone else. Or maybe she is in fact really and truly dead.

Honestly, I expect them to do something like make it so that instead of Karai being Miwa, it's Irma Langenstein, who is supposed to make her debut appearance in Season Two. Now, the how and why of Irma being her is up in the air, since obviously Irma is just an example. Miwa could still be in Japan as an orphan for all we know. I just mentioned Irma because in her quick Easter Egg appearance in "Mouser's Attack", her appearance seems, to me, Japanese. It could be anyone, she was just the first Most Unlikely Candidate for me to think of.


I would put a better picture of Irma up here for us to see, but since she's not in the show yet there's no good ones. This is the best I could do to help make my point. If you want to see for sure if she looks Asian, you can re-watch the episode Mouser's Attack.

So that's my personal take on the Miwa Theory. I don't really have anyone in mind as to who it might actually be, I just don't think it's Karai. It would be way to obvious. But if I'm wrong, we'll just see in the future.

Karai's Review and Spoilers for Episode 20

I decided before writing this that I would go into things that happen in episode 20 mostly because I'm tired of writing just reviews and want to talk about the actual show. Also Karai is a very interesting individual and she's developed further in this particular episode. It would be impossible to discuss what happens without completely spoiling it, so that's what I'm going to do.

Karai's first appearance in the TMNTverse was in the original comics. She wasn't a teenager in those, but she was a member of the Foot Clan and Shredder's Right Hand Woman. Originally she has a daughter, but her child is killed on one mission or another. I don't think the turtles did it, but I could be wrong. Interestingly enough, she later sleeps with Casey, or it's strongly suggested that she does. Casey and April are at that time separated, so although he's incredibly guilty, I don't think he's doing anything terribly wrong. Especially since he has no idea where April is and he hasn't seen hide nor hair of her in two years. But I digress.

Karai also appeared in the 2003 cartoon series as a nemesis and eventual ally of the turtles. While she and Leo have some sort of chemistry, she ends up with a guy named Bishop who has had a long time crush on her. Hey, good for them I say. Also in this show she's like 10-15 years older than Leo, so that probably could have played a deterrent in the writer's setting the two of them together.

She doesn't appear in any of the live-action movies, but she's in the 2007 film, as the leader of the Food since Shredder's untimely demise. In this one, she has a distinct accent. I'm assuming she also has one in the comics, although of course there's no voice for her in that. I don't think she has one in the 2003verse, but I don't know that for sure.

In any case, in THIS series, Karai is, yes, in the Foot, and is Shredder's adopted daughter. He's not exactly fatherly to her, as I'm sure you've deduced, but since he's raised her she has a great deal of love and affection for him. Probably she gets her ruthless personality from his upbringing, and she continues to be somewhat heartless because that's the only way to get his approval. Karai is also a teenager, probably April's age, and unlike the 2003verse, she and Leo definitely have a very obvious thing for each other, or at least Leo has a crush on her. Karai uses that to her advantage, of course.


As far as Karai/Leo shipping goes, I actually like it a lot. I know some people are sick of the whole Batman/Catwoman thing going on here, but it's always been something I've enjoyed. I also think that if they didn't have the whole Family Feud thing going on, they'd actually be a pretty good team. She's playful and mischievous, so she could help lighten him up in his more serious moments, but he's very loyal and steadfast, which I think is something she'd really like. Growing up in Shredder's world has obviously made her distrustful and unable or unwilling to make many friends for fear of betrayal. But for some reason, she lets Leo in right away.

I was both proud of and disappointed in Karai in this last episode- this is a good thing because it means the writers did a good job. Basically (and here's the obligatory warning about spoilers) she and the turtles form a secret alliance in which they both go after a kraang ship that has been transported from Dimension X (I swear, I really will talk about that at some point). In order to get the turtle's trust, she volunteers to go steal a rocket launcher from Shredder's latest weapons delivery. Raph convinces Leo that this is the best time to take out the Shredder because they'll know where he'll be and he won't be expecting them. But Karai finds out and foils their plot and is furious, of course, because the Shredder is her father.

Now, I love this episode, because it really goes into Karai's bond with the Shredder. When she goes after Leo for trying to kill him, Leo says that Karai herself said that the Shredder drives her nuts, and she responds with "Of course he does, he's my FATHER!" This is perfect because it shows that she recognizes that she's going to have issues with him from time to time, but she'll love him just the same. If I were a writer, I'd be super proud of this character development from her.

At the same time, I'm a little disappointed by the fact that Leonardo failed to bring up a very valid point on his part- Yes, the Shredder is Karai's dad. But her dad is not only trying to kill Leo's dad, but himself and all of his brothers! And he's doing it for something that the SHREDDER caused all those years ago! If I were Leo, I would have demanded to know what Karai would have done in his situation, because she's already done that! She defended her father with his life, and she was going after Leo to KILL HIM.They are in the exact same position. The Shredder is out for blood, so whether the turtles like it or not, it's kill or be killed. What the hell else did she expect him to do? I could totally see Leo saying "How DARE you judge me for taking action in the exact same way you would?!" Not only that, but she abandoned his brothers and him to the monster, Justin, just a few episodes before. Frankly, I think it's very naive of her to expect that they would actually trust someone with her track record in her position.

But the sad thing is that Karai didn't expect them to betray her. She even says to Leo that she thought he was her friend. Maybe she thinks that because he saved her life, but either way, it's really sad that maybe her first friend ever hurt her that way. Although honestly I don't blame him in the slightest. I sincerely hope they have a serious discussion about their fathers and their death-feud.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Xever's Review


Oooooh, Xever. Xever, Xever, Xever... So many things to say about him, so little time. First and foremost, his voice is like melted chocolate wrapped in gold. I absolutely ADORE HIS VOICE. The character and his voice actor are apparently from Brazil, but I have to say that his whole personality and manner of speaking reminds me very much of Zevran Arainai from the Dragon Age franchise. This isn't necessarily a bad thing though. Zevran was a very memorable character, and so is Xever.

Xever's last name is never given, nor is any information on his family. In the very latest episode, he talks about growing up as a thief on the streets of an unnamed city in Brazil. He says the first lesson he learned is "If there's something you want, you take it." Or something along those lines. Basically I'm guessing that he's got no family to speak of, hence his distinctly non-Brazilian sounding name. As you can tell from the delightful gif at the top of this page, his signature weapons are flick-knives. He says he's seen some time in prison after being arrested for theft (a job at which he had been very good at up until that point). That's where he met Shredder and becomes his thug, eventually working his way up to the same level of command as Bradford.

From what we know of him besides his limited history, he's pretty bloodthirsty and ruthless. Whether he's always been like that, or whether the Shredder eventually just turned him to his way of thinking is unknown.

Anyway, I love Xever. I even love him after Chris Bradford the Idiot gets him turned into a gigantic FISH.


He gets the mechanical legs from Baxter Stockman after he becomes the fish. They're pretty awesome. I don't really like the change from awesome guy to walking food, but he seems to have adjusted fairly well. But I really hope they change it back at some point.

In the latest episode he sort of forms a begrudging respect between himself and Raphael, so I'm thinking that maybe somewhere along the line, Raph might convince him to at least consider leaving the Shredder and not being so cut-throat. I highly doubt he'll ever be a 'good guy', but maybe he won't be so antagonistic. At this point they could really go anywhere with him. He's still really bloodthirsty, but he kind of saves Raph's life (after Raph saves his) and they actually have a decent conversation. So who really knows what'll happen.

EDIT: I just re-watched the latest episode again. The part where Raph asks Xever why he's with Shredder... the look he gets is so telling. I never would have expected Xever to answer, but he looks so shocked that someone would even bother to ask him something like that. I get the feeling that this is where Xever starts having a little bit of respect for Raphael. I hope they go somewhere with this, because it'd be wonderful.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Chris Bradford's Review


So now we start in on the villains of the show. We begin with Chris Bradford. Why? Because I FEEL LIKE IT. I started on Shredder, but then I decided "Naaaah, let's mix it up a bit."

As far as I know, Chris is a complete newcomer to the TMNT universe. I even checked the TMNTpedia. All the info on him was from this series, so I'm just gonna roll with the assumption that he's an original and has no predecessor.

Before I begin, I just want to say that I'm sick of putting up the spoiler warnings. I'm just gonna throw it out now that if you come here, you're gonna get spoilers. Maybe not all of them, but a good amount. So prepare to get all the dirt on dear ol' Chrisy here.

We first meet Brad in episode four of the new series, and he's a world-famous martial artist and body builder. He is introduced to Mikey under the premise of friendship. Well, actually Mikey sort of ambushes him after Chris accepts his friend request on some Facebook-esque website without knowing who Mikey really is (obviously). At first he's all friendly and nice, but the reason for this is, surprise surprise, because he's Shredder's top pupil and right-hand man, so obviously he's trying to pump our favorite nunchucker for info. Long story short (since I don't want to ruin the whole episode) he betrays Mikey and is revealed to be a bad guy. Now, his history with the Shredder hasn't been delved into at all, but I'm guessing that Shredder picked him up out of the gutter when he was nothing, or took notice of his natural talent as a martial artist. I liked this guy. A lot. He was awesome. He got his butt kicked by the turtles every time he went up against them of course, but that's not really a shock since, y'know, everyone gets their butt kicked by the turtles unless they're Shredder himself.

So, yeah, he's pretty cool...  Until episode nine, where he suddenly becomes a total DUMBASS and turns himself into THIS:


Creepy, much? Oh, yes. Very much so. Wanna know HOW he does this? He PURPOSELY (and this is where you just have to face-palm and groan at stupidity) breaks the glass to a defunct bomb that holds like a lake's worth of mutagen. If you don't know what mutagen is, it's the stuff that turned the turtles and Splinter into their current forms. It seemingly mutates whoever touches it into whatever organic object they last touched. So Bradford, having last touched a dog, got turned into, you guessed it, a gigantic dog monster now called Dogpound. Now, WHY does he willingly get himself doused in this stuff? Well, at the time he's cornered by the turtles, and while they wouldn't kill him, the Shredder has made it clear that by that point, it's success or death.

So I've come up with two theories as to his thought process: The first one is that he didn't know that the glowing green stuff would do something bad to him, which, to me, says volumes about his intellectual level since pretty much anyone would stay away from glowing liquid on principle that things that glow are rarely safe, with the exception of glow in the dark food products. But mutagen is most definitely NOT a food product, so he really doesn't have an excuse there.

The second theory is that he figured that, hell, he's lost to the turtles enough times that one more failure means automatic death via Shredder-rage. Since he's probably seen what the Shredder-rage does to people, he might have figured that it's better to kill himself than have his boss to it for him. So being pushed off a building by a wave of what might very well be radioactive poison might be a quicker and more painless death. I have to admit that this logic, wanting to escape a horrible death, is one I can get behind. I do not now, nor have I ever condoned suicide, but his reason for considering it is sound if you're looking at it from his perspective. I think he's stupid for wanting to, but I can see why he would.

Bradford's transformation is ultimately a good thing though, since his new form is much stronger than his last one. Unfortunately this also means that he can kiss that multi-million dollar fighting franchise goodbye. He might be able to keep the money, but the way to get it is long gone. And since he now looks like he weighs roughly about half a ton, he's probably spending a good amount of that on raw meat for dinner. And if he's not spending it on meat, he probably will on grooming fees. I mean, seriously. A coat THAT SIZE?! With all the fighting he does?! When does he have time to get himself a flea bath?

Probably in the future he'll either be turned back into a human, or be destroyed one way or another. I hope he's around for a while though. Other than the idiot way in which he was transformed, I really like what they've done with him. We'll see where he goes from here.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

April's Review


Okay, here's where I start going into things that I don't particularly like about the show. I don't dislike April's character, or her age. I think both of them are great. A feisty, courageous, smart, redheaded teenage version of April works really well with the show, and I agree when the producers when they said that it makes more sense for a teen to be running around with other teens than a fully grown adult woman. I don't have a problem with any of those things.

I have a problem with her OUTFIT.

IT.

LOOKS.

AWFUL.

I mean, REALLY. Just look at it!


Who in the heck dresses like that?! It's just stupid! I like the t-shirt and shorts. I even like the boots. But the leggings and the undershirt? Good Lord, whoever thought that looked good should be strung up by their thumbs. Look, I know they wanted to get the fact that she's a tomboy across, but you don't have to have her dress like a jock guy for the viewer to get the message. The fact that she spends her spare time running around with four mutant ninja turtles illustrates this pretty well. Also, she doesn't need a headband to go with her ponytail. You need one or the other, not both. If she were wearing jeans instead of leggings and shorts, and sneakers instead of boots with huge socks that peek out a top, that would help it along a lot. Plus... wrist guards. I know you can't see them in the second picture, but you can in the first. Overall, she just doesn't look that good.

Other than the fact that she looks like a mix between a deep-sea diver and a female football player, I really like what they've done with her. She's the perfect mix of cunning and tenacity. I also really like how they made Donnie have a crush on her. While I think ultimately it'll end really badly for Don, it's something that gives her an entirely new dynamic with the guys. She's always been the mother/sister/best friend type, and no one has ever ventured into the realm of her being something more with the turtles. I'm glad that they've finally done that. But I have to say that I'm a hardcore Casey/April fan. They just work together better than Donnie and April do, and plus, while she likes Donnie as a friend, it's incredibly obvious that she doesn't see him as anything more. If anything, it looks like she thinks his crush is a little annoying. There's no way she doesn't know he has one on her. It's terribly obvious.

I'm really looking forward to the day when it's April verses Karai. We all know it's only a matter of time, especially since (SPOILER ALERT!) she's being trained as a ninja by Master Splinter herself as of episode seven! It's going to be awesome.

Splinter's Review


Ah, Master Splinter... Where to begin? I suppose first we'd have to discuss the differences between this show's version of Splinter and previous versions.

In every incarnation of the Turtles, the back story is always the same, or nearly always the same. It begins in Japan anywhere from 20 to 30 years before the turtle's stories begin. Hamato Yoshi and Oroku Saki, both masters of ninjitsu fall in love with a lovely Chinese doctor named Tang Shen. What she was doing in Japan, Lord only knows. She could have been trying cultural cuisine for all we know. Anyway, she chooses Hamato Yoshi, and in his rage, Oroku Saki breaks off all friendship and contact with his old friend Yoshi. Now, whether or not both were at fault at their loss in friendship, or whether Oroku takes all the blame varies from series to series. But in all versions, he somehow causes the death of Tang Shen and sometimes manages to kill Yoshi as well. It's the details in which this is done that vary.

So, in the original Mirage Comics and the live action movies, Splinter was actually the rat of Hamato Yoshi, and learned all the ninja master's movements through sheer observation (very clever, even for a rat). When Saki makes it clear that he's out for blood, Tang Shen convinces Yoshi to run away with her to New York, where they live pretty happily for an unspecified amount of time. Inevitably, Saki catches up with them and kills them both. Splinter the rat escapes into the sewers where he is exposed to Mutagen and begins the transformation into the rat-humanoid. He finds the four baby turtles who eventually become our daring heroes also in the sewers and raises them as his sons and students, dubs himself Splinter (for reasons unbeknownst to me; I would have picked a cooler name myself), and Oroku Saki becomes the Shredder.

In the 1987 cartoon series, Splinter is actually Hamato Yoshi himself who turned into a rat. So he's actually a qualified master. This, to me, makes his ability much more plausible. Other than that, it's pretty much the same. He and Shredder are enemies ever since Tang Shen who is now dead, etc etc.

Now, the 2012 series takes a spin on this. Splinter is still Hamato Yoshi, and Shredder is Oroku Saki, and they both loved Tang Shen, but events play out a little differently. (SPOILER ALERT) Splinter admits to Raphael in episode three that after Oroku found out that Tang Shen chose him, Oroku came insulting his old friend to goad him into a fight. It worked. Instead of calming him down, he beat Oroku's butt, sowing the seeds of hate that would later sprout into the poisonous flowers of MURDER... I get chills just writing that! So it doesn't say how much time passes, but after Tang Shen and Hamato are married and have a baby girl named Miwa, Oroku comes back to kill Hamato. In the process of killing his new enemy, Oroku burns down their house, killing Tang Shen and Miwa via a candle that falls on the floor. Bet he feels stupid over that mistake. Now, whether Oroku meant to kill his old flame and her baby is up in the air right now, but I'm willing to bet money that that was an accident, and Oroku-now-Shredder blames Splinter for everything.

Splinter in this particular incarnation is deeply attached to his sons, and often calls them as such. He's stern, but kind, always willing to offer advice when they need it, and defending them when he needs to. He doesn't often fight, but from what we've seen via his battle with Leatherhead and his brief brainwash incident with the Rat King, he's absolutely TERRIFYING in battle. Seriously, you do NOT want to be on his bad side. At the same time, he's surprisingly gentle and compassionate, illustrating to his sons the importance of both the need for strength and softness simultaneously.


So as far as his design goes, I really like the fact that they made him middle aged. I'm guessing that he's probably in his mid-forties. Assuming he got married around 25 and Tang Shen and his baby were killed just a few years later, he'd roughly be in his early 30s. Since the turtles are 15 when the show starts, and he's not in his 50s, 44-46 is probably a good age to pin him at. In any case, he's not as old as previous versions of Splinter, which I think makes sense. If they made him too old, he'd be more like a grandfather, and less able to train them. A 60 year old is in no position to be fighting a group of 15 year olds, no matter how skilled he may or may not be. And this way, he can show them things without having to worry too much about his back giving out.

I have a secret confession- I think it'd be cute for Splinter to find himself a lady-friend. It will never in a million years happen since it never has before and that's not likely to change now, but I think it'd be sweet for him to have a thing for a lady around his age. I'm not a total romantic fanatic or anything like that, but I think that it'd be cute for him to have that side of him.

Donatello's Review


Donatello. By far one of the best turtles. When I was very small he was my favorite. Why you ask? Actually it was mostly because his favorite color is purple, and so is mine. How can someone with the same favorite color as me be anything but awesome? THEY CAN'T. THE END.

But also he was my favorite simply by virtue of the fact that he was a nerd. He had absolute enthusiasm and love for little things that no one cared about in the least, and yet he was always trying to show them to his family and friends in a vain attempt to get at least one person to say whatever it was was indeed cool. Usually they didn't. And yet when something needed inventing or fixing, who did they run to? Donnie. (I actually used to spell his nickname Donny, but apparently the 'ie' ending is the correct one. You learn something new every day.) He was the one who invented the vehicles, the phones, the things that would manage to stop the enemies machines, etc etc. But I will tell you this, being the go-to-fix-it-girl for my own family... It gets really old, really quickly. Even if you have no idea what the issue is, everyone expects you to solve their problems. Someone like Donnie has to have the patience of a saint.

Also, I have to respect someone who can wield a wooden stick larger than I am with as much ease as he does. I mean really, he could give someone a major concussion using that thing right, and I'm sure he has. No matter what Leo or Raph might say about the lethality (or lack thereof) of his staff, it can certainly be a very debilitating weapon at the very least. Plus, having to twirl that thing around as fast as you do in order to make it that effective is not easy. I've tried on backyard branches, which, granted, are not staffs (or staves, whichever you prefer), but the basic principal I think is there.

Besides these things, there's always the fact that he's completely adorable, especially in this new version of him where he's got this very relatable crush on April. It's not relatable in the sense that there's a giant turtle with a crush on a human, but it's relatable because there are times when you have a completely one-sided crush, and the object of your affections not only gently rebuffs your advances, but tends to not even notice them in the first place. I feel bad for Don because April just utterly ignores or blows off all his attempts to get closer to her.


It's pretty pathetic... However, although I don't support the pairing, I can see why some might like it. But to be completely honest, I don't see it going anywhere but heartbreak for Donnie. But I'm actually looking forward to it. Not because I'm a sadistic creep who likes to see people in pain (even fictional characters), but because it'll be a defining moment for him. That's when we'll see a huge amount of character development for this guy. It'll either turn him into a bitter jerk for a while until he gets snapped out of it, or he'll be sad and overcome. I can't see him trying to fight over April because he'll probably realize that it's a lost cause, partially because she's never shown any interest for him, and also partially because I expect by then she'll be head over heels for Casey. Or eventually succumbing to it.

Hopefully whatever happens, it won't hurt Donnie too badly because he's a really sweet guy. But I foresee him getting pretty crushed as time goes on. But I guess we shall see as it continues.

Michelangelo's Review


MIKEY. LOVE. MIKEY. Especially here. Greg Cipes, who I believe also played Beast Boy in Teen Titans, was the best choice for voice actor ever.

Michelangelo, also commonly referred to as 'Mikey', is the youngest of the four (in order of Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and then himself), and is the most easy-going out of all of them. Unlike the other three who are in constant need of some level of control, Mikey is completely fluid and extremely adaptable. Much more so than his siblings, I would even say, which can be a real advantage since it makes him completely unpredictable in a fight. Of course, he's also got the IQ of mustard, so he's not particularly a massive threat either. There's not much that makes him get overly upset, besides the likelihood of his family being hurt.

At first glance it doesn't really look like Mikey is all that necessary in battle. Like Donatello, his fighting skill is... not as impressive as Raph and Leo's. This doesn't mean that he's a pushover, of course. I myself would hate to have to go up against his nun-chucks. Those things can SMART, let me tell you. However, now that I have a new appreciation for him, I realize that he's actually pretty vital to the group, and I don't just mean combat-wise. When things get too serious, he's there to lighten the mood. When someone is feeling down, he's there to cheer them up. He's the guy who is there for you when you feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. For a family who grew up in the sewers out of fear of being slapped onto a table and dissected because you're different, having someone there to make you laugh is a huuuuuge deal. Mikey's role is very important to the family, and keeps them together when things seem to difficult. The funny thing is that he probably isn't even aware of it himself. He probably really is spacey enough to not realize how important he is to the family. Heck, they might not even realize it themselves.

Anyway, in the 1987 series, the one I grew up with, Mikey was probably the most noticeable out of all four with his surfer-dude way of speaking. As far as I can recall, he was the coolest out of all four of them since he always had some neat phrase to use. I think a lot of kids picked up on his slang when we went to school. Those fads went out pretty quickly of course, as a lot of things do in school. But his reputation as the clown and goof-off has stayed with me after all this time, and his current incarnation lives up to his former ones.

What I'm really hoping for in regards to Mikey is an episode when he and the others really start to appreciate his natural disposition. I hope that at some point they write an episode where something happens and he becomes (temporarily) hardened towards things, so that his brothers who tease him about being an idiot can see how great he usually is, and thus so he can see that he's actually very much appreciated normally.


(I wanted a picture of Mikey and Kala together like I had for Leo and Raph and their respective beaus, but I couldn't find one. Sorrow of sorrows!)

I'd also really like to see a return of '87 Mikey's crush, Kala the Neutrino. I'll go more into the Neutrinos in a later post. All you need to know about Kala is that she's from Dimension X, and is an outspoken opponent of the Kraang's tyrannical rule. Not that she uses those words exactly. She's more on Michelangelo's wavelength when it comes to terminology. I have a strong feeling that at some point the turtles are going to end up in Dimension X, so it'd be super easy for Mikey to meet up with her. And even if they don't go there, with the introduction of (SPOILER ALERT) the Dimension Portal in episode seventeen, she could easily wind up in our world by accident.

So far I'm really enjoying Mikey and his little escapades that occur out in the corners of the screens. Sometimes I re-watch episodes just to see what he's doing because his antics make me laugh. Whoever writes and draws him are wonderful, as is his voice actor.

Leonardo's Review


Alright, so let's kick off today with a look at the fearless leader of our intrepid adventurers- Leonardo.

Leo was never really my favorite in the original. Out of all the four, I remember him the least. This might be because he didn't have personality quirks that were as strong as the other's, like Raph's sarcasm, Mikey's, silliness, or Donnie's intelligence. Out of all four, he seemed the most bland to my four year old self. Of course, being four, it might just be that I don't remember him. Or a combination of the two. Who can say. And now that I'm older and I can understand him better, I've come to realize how important and interesting he really is. Any person in command has a lot on his shoulders, and Leo is no exception. The 2007 movie really brings this into focus, as in the previous live-action movies never really designated a leader with words. All we knew was that it wasn't Mikey. Out of all four of them, Leo was the calmest. At the time, it seemed like he was the most boring. Now that I'm older, it just means the most responsible and level-headed. Much more attractive. But I totally get why he wasn't the most popular when I was younger. Because when you're young, the calmest person was the nay-sayer to every fun thing that happened. But this guy I can really get behind.

Now, I have no idea who Jason Biggs is. I'm sure I've heard him in something if he's in this show, but his name rings no bells to my mind. However, his voice is an absolute delight, especially for this role. It's serious enough to work with a leader, but it's light enough that it's believable when he's in his sillier moments (i.e. heroes of justice moment). The voice makes Leo, as it should be.

As far as his personality goes, I actually like this incarnation much more than all the other ones I've seen him in. In the 1987 series, he didn't seem to be all that unique, and in the live-action movies, he was serious, but not to the point where you'd really see him as a leader. Maybe because they didn't want a "leader" role in those films. What do I know. And in the 2007 movie, he was really just a severe kind of person. He comes back after who knows how long and is instantly all business. No "How've you guys been?" nonsense for him. It made him pretty unlikable for me.But in this series, he's willing and eager to be leader, but at the same time is pretty flexible when it comes to his brothers wanting to do what they want to do. This Leo is his own person and stands apart from the others with his love of the ridiculous Space Heroes show, to his crush on the exotic and dangerous Karai, to his pretty good strategic mind.

I can't say what they'll do with him as time goes on. They've made it pretty obvious that whatever happens to him, his family will be first, but it looks increasingly (given previous episode titles and upcoming episode titles) like Karai will also play at least a fairly important role with him.


I adore the Karai/Leo edge they tossed in there. From what I know of the 2003 series, the two of them never actually got together, and apparently Karai hooked up with some guy named Bishop. Or something. Like I said, it's just what I know. In any case, these two are like the perfect Bad Girl/Good Guy combination. I really cannot wait to see what they'll have in store for them. If I had to guess, it'd be eventually Karai having to choose between her father, Shredder, and Leo, who I'm sure by that time she'll really, really like. But of course this would be a long way in the future since right now, she seems to just like irritating Leo. Also ever since (SPOILER ALERT) episode 15, where she left him and his brothers to rot with a disgusting squid/bat/snake/cat/jellyfish/whatever hybrid, he's not likely to trust her ever again. Probably she'll just be the nemesis he has a slight thing for, at least for the foreseeable future. Who knows, though.

In any case, I really like this Leo they've got going here. I dearly hope they don't plan on changing him too much as time goes on, because he's pretty perfect just like this.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Raphael's Review


So I decided to start my character reviews with none other than the Bad Boy himself- Raphael. At this point I feel I have an obligation to admit to my dear readers that I had a serious crush on him when I first started watching the series, back when he was voiced by Rob Paulson. I think every girl has a thing for Bad Boys, whatever age they may be, and no matter what they may say. Now, obviously, girls outgrow the stage when they swoon over their every flirty wink and smirk (or if they don't, they should, because speaking from experience, Bad Boys are nothing but trouble), but they still admire it. And it's still that way with Raphael for me. Of course, now that I'm old enough to realize that he has serious anger-management issues, he's lost a lot of the charm, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate him.

Sean Austin does an AMAZING job with Raph. And I'll be honest, I was surprised because after movies like "Rudy" and "The Goonies" and "Lord of the Rings" where he played sweet, nice guys, I was not expecting him to pull out this bad-ass, tough guy persona so easily. But he is good at it. Really good. He doesn't have the Brooklyn accent that was in the live action movies or the 2007 movie (that did disappoint me a little) but seriously, he was a fantastic choice. Whoever picked him needs a medal.

Now, like I said in my last post, I never watched the 2003 TMNT series, but from what I've heard, he was pretty angsty and frustrated with a lot of stuff. From what I recall of the 1987 series, he was mostly just sarcastic and possessing a light mean streak. In the movies he was violent, impatient, and angsty. It wasn't an overly attractive combo in my book. In this series, he seems mostly violent and sarcastic. Now this particular mix I can deal with. He does have a little angst thrown in there too, but it's not so much that it ever seems to completely make him seem unapproachable or just unreasonable. And every time he seems to get on the verge of being overbearing, he does something that makes me go "Awww..." like the time when (SPOILER WARNING) in Episode Four, after Mikey's 'friend' betrays him, Raph goes over to him and tells Mikey he's a great guy and deserves better.

Overall, he's overconfident, cocky, aggressive and has leadership issues, but he's also unfailingly loyal, protective, honest (sometimes brutally), and puts his family before himself. I find these things to make him the perfect flawed killing-machine.

As far as future expectations go, I really looking forward to what they do with him. I think, based on what I've seen so far, that there's a lot of reason to expect great things. Of course there's only been 21 episodes and there's going to be at least 3 seasons, but so far it looks very promising in regards to him.

I do hope that they bring Mona Lisa back into it though. I think, from what I remember, that she was only in one or two episodes, but from what I recall it was total fireworks between her and Raph. They might not, of course, since she was indeed only in two episodes and lots of people might not like it if he suddenly became a mush-ball around a girl, but I think that her character and her history were interesting enough to at least merit her a try.


Not that I think that they'd make romance the sudden core of Raph. Not only would it not work with his personality, but it'd be a stupid move on the part of the writers. But it'd be hysterical to see him fumbling around a girl, or maybe becoming a gentleman and shocking everyone at his sudden transformation. I don't mind some romance for characters because it brings out a new side of them that they usually either haven't dealt with before, or haven't in a while.

As far as his current design goes... I really like the look of it. I love the little lightning shape crack in his shell that they put in there. I can't find a good picture of it right now, but maybe in the future I'll be able to.

So overall, I'd give the Raphael Design team two thumbs up, and a high five to Sean Austin for bringing him to life. I'm excited to see where they'll go with him in the future. Should be pretty good. There's at least 2 more seasons to go after this one, and if I had to bet, I'd say they'll make several more after that.

I'm seriously looking forward to it! We'll see what happens as it goes along!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, version 2012

Okay, so here's the deal with Ninja Turtles and myself.

I FREAKING LOVE THE NINJA TURTLES. I remember waking up at 4 AM when I was no older than five, just so I could watch the various Ninja Turtle Marathons that would be on the TV. I distinctly remember being so excited to see whatever shenanigans they'd get up to, whether it be to fight the Kraang to set out to foil the plans of the Shredder... whatever they were, I was completely on board with everything they did. My father used to bring home Cowabunga Icees to myself and my siblings (during the time that the Icee Corp. still existed and the limited edition flavor was around), and I used to devour those things like they were ambrosia straight from Mount Olympus.

Of course, things happen as you get older. The show got put onto hours that I was at school, and of course waking up at 4 AM lost it's charm after a while. Nevertheless, I still enjoyed it whenever I could, and it stayed with me as an integral part of my childhood. However, by the time that the 2003 series came out, I was pretty disenchanted with revival/modern cartoons. With Dora the Explorer and things like Spongebob Squarepants around, I was pretty sure that whatever came of it would be much less than I wanted. However misinformed this view was, at the ripe old age of 13, I was convinced that there was no way that my personal opinion was anything but brilliantly formulated and based off of years of experience.

Naturally as I got older, this changed. However, by the time that I would have been open to watching the 2003 TMNT series, it was already over, and while I was sure that it was of good quality, I had lost interest in the franchise. I still loved and supported it, but it was at the point where there were different things that held my attention. Besides, the 2003 series wasn't the 1987 series that I had grown up with. It lacked whatever it was that made me love the first cartoons.

Fast forward to 2012. Recently graduated from college and job hunting, I begin to look for other things with which I may occupy my time. After a while, I began to wonder if, after the previous series, TMNT had died. I didn't think so, but I wanted to make sure. So I found out about the supposed movie that is apparently still in development, and was interested enough to do some more research.

THAT was when I discovered the new cartoon series. I was instantly intrigued. It hadn't started yet- I could maybe be there to see it from the beginning, which was always a good thing when it came to TV shows in my book. And then I saw the cast. Sean Austin?! Greg Cipes?! Clancy Brown?! Rob Paulson?! There was absolutely no way in hell that I was going to miss a show in which some of my favorite voice actors all stared in (I knew that the other people had to be good, but since I was mostly familiar with these people, these were the ones that I got really excited about)! I knew nothing about the show, but I knew enough to know that if all of these guys were in on it, it had to be good. Boy, oh, boy, was I right.


Oh, my Lord, I love this show. I completely and utterly adore it. I admit, I had my reservations when I first turned on the show, but it did not disappoint in any way. In fact, it surpassed my expectations. I literally sat in my spot on the sofa bouncing in anticipation and squealing with delight as I watched it. I loved the voice acting, the animation, and the humor. It had the perfect blend of innocent joking mixed with things that an adult could appreciate. And I adore the development that they've done with the characters. For the most part. I have some issues with what they did with April. Not her age, mostly with her design.

So in case you couldn't tell, Ninja Turtle reviews are probably going to be on the board for the next few posts. I need to proclaim my love for all the characters individually. Probably I'll start as soon as I finish this post, because I can't wait to start.